A Redskins Fan Born in 1938 Says He's Never Been More Depressed About The Team
Rise and shine, Redskins fans! A new day is upon us! Anddddd a 79 year old man is calling into the Junkies to talk about how depressed he is.
Poor Warren. Just wants to live out his remaining years rooting for the Redskins and now he is going to die while Bruce Allen and Dan Snyder run this team into the ground the rest of eternity. This guy lived through the depression, World War II, Vietnam…and now the Snyder Reign Of Terror.
There’s not even a way to sugar-coat it. Everything is awful. Everything is awful when you’re part of this team. Have you heard the news? Everyone is talking, life is terrible cause everything is awful. I just want to buy Warren a stripper, some Werther’s Originals, and a Fire Dan Snyder Shirt. If anyone has his address, email it over. He deserves one. (The shirt, not the stripper…maybe.)